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this has absolutely nothing to do with eating your veggies...though i highly recommend it (do as i say, not as i do, people!!) at the age of, let's say, 23
and after having been with only one woman who, by the way, didn't know her clit from a door knob, i thought i might try reading up on lesbian sex (mostly
to make sure i knew MY OWN clit from a door knob). and in this book, the author was referring to the different objects she had used to masturbate with.
and one of the lines was "...i tried a carrot once." in the book, i believe she recommended that you warm it up in the microwave to soften it up some first.
i was never brave enough to try this. my rule of thumb is: what i won't put in my mouth, can't go in my pants. it has served me well thus far. so anyway, i
appreciate this author for the laughs and such. and by the way, i think the daily recommended serving for veggies is like 5 a day...
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