i stayed a few nights at "hotel bootcamp" before,. well, it was more like 9 weeks. and i am a little on the short
side, 5'2", though i like to add in an extra 1/2 an inch because i think it makes me sound so much taller. but i
digress. my drill sergeant was 6'2". so whenever he felt the need to yell at me, which was pretty often, he'd kind
of lean in over me due to the difference in our height and all. with that stupid little drill sergeant hat (sorry, i
have no clue what the proper terminology is for that), i always thought he looked much like an erect penis.
He'd often ask stupid questions like, "humphrey why are you smiling?!?!?! do you think i am pretty?!?!?!?!"
"NO, Drill Sergeant!"
side, 5'2", though i like to add in an extra 1/2 an inch because i think it makes me sound so much taller. but i
digress. my drill sergeant was 6'2". so whenever he felt the need to yell at me, which was pretty often, he'd kind
of lean in over me due to the difference in our height and all. with that stupid little drill sergeant hat (sorry, i
have no clue what the proper terminology is for that), i always thought he looked much like an erect penis.
He'd often ask stupid questions like, "humphrey why are you smiling?!?!?! do you think i am pretty?!?!?!?!"
"NO, Drill Sergeant!"
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| my drill sergeant was a real dick |
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